Sketchin’!!: Vs. Rust

So Rust has opened up the manliest, most terrifying Pokémon gym of all time in TSG Pokémon League. And by “terrifying” I mean “bizarre.” He’s certainly got the trash talk down, but I’m confident that once he timidly peeks from behind the rock he is undoubtedly hiding under (that’s where one plugs in a computer in the Australian bush, don’tcha know) I will destroy him thoroughly. I will demolish his team on a molecular level. They will be PokéVAPOR.

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Here we see one of the many possible outcomes in which I win. Note the grace and confidence of my almighty Smeargle, versus his weak, pathetic Kangaskhan. Look on in awe as my Smeargle’s devilish cry chills the Kangaskhan’s very bones. She is the most powerful Smeargle in the world, and she will smash that little kangaroo-beast’s face into a thin gravy, she will! Go get ’em!

9 thoughts on “Sketchin’!!: Vs. Rust”

  1. YOU DON’T STAND A CHANCE WITH YOUR ARTSY FARTSY POKEMON. YOUR TEAM SHALL COWER AT THE SIGHT OF MY TEAMS TWITCHING MUSCLES. I’LL BE AT MY GYM EATING DELICIOUS MAGIKARP UNTIL YOU’RE MAN ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE ME. THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE.

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