Firstly, let me say YAY GO VOTE FOR ACT TODAY IN THE PEPSI REFRESH PROJECT! Secondly, let me say YAY WE GOT IN THE TOP 200 FOR THE CHASE COMMUNITY GIVING DOOJOBBIE! Thirdly, let me say I HATE ALL OF YOU VERY MUCH FOR SENDING THOSE HORRIBLE PUNS >(
Uh, that said, here’s Linebeck!
Link meets this guy in Phantom Hourglass. He has a boat, creatively named the “S.S. Linebeck”. While everyone thinks he’s a brave and respectable guy, he’s actually a huge wussy and would rather let Link do all the fighting. He also loves treasure, and his obsession drives just about everything he does. He hangs around Link for most of the game, though the fairy that accompanies Link doesn’t like him very much.