In the end that message is Portal 2 is open for pre-orders but not at valve crazily enough. You can pre-order a store located inside of thinkingwithportals.com which is a mapping community for Portal 1 that’s been around since 2007. I’m personally more excited to check out some Portal 1 maps now that I know this database exist’s than I am to pre-order Portal 2. Still I am not sure who made the delightful little Valentines video that accompanies the announcement of pre-order’s, but it stinks of that specific style of Portal Humor. Check out the video after the jump.