And now we’ve reached the final chapter in the epic tale of two trainers and their Pokémon that hate each other! I combined parts 9 and 10 since 10 was just a single image. So, how does it all end? Check the jump and find out!
WAHOO! We’re now in the home stretch for this absurd Pokémon showdown! The opponents have lead Alder and ‘Lamper into the hall of mirrors. But how are they going to beat an opponent they can’t find? The next installment’s under the cut!
Back again for more of everyone’s favorite crazy Pokémon adventures! Alder the Empoleon was using his brains to fend off a powerful Metagross, while LavaLamper the Magmar was trying to keep up with a pesky Ampharos. Can anything put a stop to this tug of war?
ALSO weird question but does anyone have a box to Pokémon Sapphire that I can steal forever? I still have the game and instructions and stuff. I just want the box. YOU WOULD HAVE MY UNENDING GRATITUDE. And no I’m not going to use the box to sell the game or whatever. It’s just that I use some of my old game boxes to decorate my shelves and my Sapphire one got destroyed ages ago.
And we’re back! Alder the Empoleon took on a Metagross in battle, and LavaLamper the Magmar decided to fight the Ampharos. But the Metagross is horribly strong, and that Ampharos is quick as the wind! Can the two unlikely allies overtake their opponents?
WAHOOO! Now our two heroes have entered the arena. The battle has begun! But how long will it last? Time for TAG BATTLE! PART 3!
Also, have you tipped off Kotaku about the 2.B.A Master promo video? You can tell them that it’s been featured on GoNintendo, Destructoid, and some Polish site I’m unfamiliar with. I guess that’d explain all the hits from Poland, huh. I also left a thank-you comment on the Spanish dub of the video and the uploader said he’s going to donate during the marathon! That’s awesome! I wonder if we’ll need to read a few donation comments in Spanish and Polish during the show.
Remember, the bigger the video gets, the more attention the marathon gets! That’s the whole reason it’s there, so use it to the fullest!
And with that, let’s see what the two trainers are up to…
Now more stupid monster fun! When we last left our hero, she had to team up with a refined rich boy in order to defeat two opponents in a 2-on-2 match. She decided to train at the city dump, which didn’t make her partner happy at all. But what about their Pokémon? Will they get along? Find out in TAG BATTLE! PART 2!
HI! HIII! HIIIIII! Here is some more stupid Pokémon art for you! As I said a while back, a few months ago I had joined a Pokémon-themed character contest, entering the most rock-stupid character in the league. She passed the first round, and spent most of Round 2 searching for some bacon. Crazily enough, she passed that round as well. It was on to Round 3, which proved to be the most involved and complex round yet. So complex, in fact, that this entry can’t just be shown in just a single post. In this round, each artist was randomly paired up with another artist, and each pair was pitted against another pair. The objective? Team up with your partner to illustrate a 2-vs-2 match against your opponents. You could pick pretty much any storytelling format you wanted, but you had to work together. This is where the community fell apart; way too many people were angry over being paired up with a “bad” artist (or even with a “good” artist) or being pitted against two popular artists. Some people even refused to work with their partners for purely bigoted reasons D: BUT I LOVED WORKING TOGETHER. My teammate was awesome, and her character was awesome. ENTER… LEANDER!
A while ago someone pointed me to a DeviantArt group called “Ultimate Battle Frontier.” It’s a weird little contest wherein you submit a Pokémon trainer character and then have that trainer compete in challenges against other characters. Basically it’s one big OC development exercise, which I am a massive, massive sucker for. I was encouraged to join, but considering all the other stuff I have to do, my one personal rule was “only if I can knock out the artwork quickly and with as little regard to quality as possible.” I figured this type of thing might be entertaining to TSG’s fans, so I decided to go for it.
The trainer is mostly based on the monumentally stupid decisions I’ve made when playing Pokémon, with some crazy backstory thrown in because hey, gotta give the people something to make up for the cornball art, right? ENTER THE WORLD OF KING REX CAESAR AFTER THE CUT!