Hello, and welcome to a new feature I’m making up right now, called Games I’m Going To Stab. I doubt this will be a regular thing, but rather articles that I’ll write any time I play a godawful game. Because if you can’t use the internet to post your impotent nerd rage over a silly geek hobby, then what can you use it for? Research? Psh, come on now. And today, let us partake of that aforementioned impotent nerd rage against Silent Hill: Homecoming. Or as I like to call it, Alex Shepherd’s Adventures In A Poorly-Written Fanfiction: The Parody That Isn’t.