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Sketchin’!! – THE BEST TRAINER EVER

A while ago someone pointed me to a DeviantArt group called “Ultimate Battle Frontier.” It’s a weird little contest wherein you submit a Pokémon trainer character and then have that trainer compete in challenges against other characters. Basically it’s one big OC development exercise, which I am a massive, massive sucker for. I was encouraged to join, but considering all the other stuff I have to do, my one personal rule was “only if I can knock out the artwork quickly and with as little regard to quality as possible.” I figured this type of thing might be entertaining to TSG’s fans, so I decided to go for it.

The trainer is mostly based on the monumentally stupid decisions I’ve made when playing Pokémon, with some crazy backstory thrown in because hey, gotta give the people something to make up for the cornball art, right? ENTER THE WORLD OF KING REX CAESAR AFTER THE CUT!

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Sketchin'!!: Vs. Rust

So Rust has opened up the manliest, most terrifying Pokémon gym of all time in TSG Pokémon League. And by “terrifying” I mean “bizarre.” He’s certainly got the trash talk down, but I’m confident that once he timidly peeks from behind the rock he is undoubtedly hiding under (that’s where one plugs in a computer in the Australian bush, don’tcha know) I will destroy him thoroughly. I will demolish his team on a molecular level. They will be PokéVAPOR.

rust-gym

Here we see one of the many possible outcomes in which I win. Note the grace and confidence of my almighty Smeargle, versus his weak, pathetic Kangaskhan. Look on in awe as my Smeargle’s devilish cry chills the Kangaskhan’s very bones. She is the most powerful Smeargle in the world, and she will smash that little kangaroo-beast’s face into a thin gravy, she will! Go get ’em!

Sketchin’!!: Vs. Rust

So Rust has opened up the manliest, most terrifying Pokémon gym of all time in TSG Pokémon League. And by “terrifying” I mean “bizarre.” He’s certainly got the trash talk down, but I’m confident that once he timidly peeks from behind the rock he is undoubtedly hiding under (that’s where one plugs in a computer in the Australian bush, don’tcha know) I will destroy him thoroughly. I will demolish his team on a molecular level. They will be PokéVAPOR.

rust-gym

Here we see one of the many possible outcomes in which I win. Note the grace and confidence of my almighty Smeargle, versus his weak, pathetic Kangaskhan. Look on in awe as my Smeargle’s devilish cry chills the Kangaskhan’s very bones. She is the most powerful Smeargle in the world, and she will smash that little kangaroo-beast’s face into a thin gravy, she will! Go get ’em!